On Saturday night, I went to a combine demolition derby in northern Ohio. Yup, you read that right. Combines, mud, and twisted metal. Kind of like the ne plus ultra of redneck entertainment.


(sorry about the blurriness, there wasn’t a lot of light for action shots)

The whole night, I kept thinking that somebody should do a send-up of those high school football movies about the struggles of competitiveness, but base it on a totally ridiculous “sport”, like wrecking combines. I’d go see it.